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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 13:24
Just Forget it!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes